You cant blame me for anything Snix does, Santana to Principal Figgins, I Kissed a Girl, If you suspend me, I wont be able to beat Grimace and Mr. Schues butts, Santana to Principal Figgins about Finn and Will, I Kissed a Girl. They were something to do. Bartender: Sorry ladies, can I see some IDs? Santana: Okay, New York may be disgusting, especially when it's covered in gray, nasty snow, and the people may be horrible and rude, and some smelly homeless man in pee stained tighty whities might have groped me on the subway and then asked me for a dollar. has something to do with it. Wait. Why dont you save the lecture for the theater nerds that are gonna starve in New York while desperately trying to tap dance their way into the chorus of Godspell No offense, Gayberry. Me and the color pink, have been in an argument for seventeen years, I can't believe I have to make nice with it now, Santana, Bridesmaids Scene, cut from On My Way. didnt work out because youre a judgmental little geroniphile (?) favorite Santana quote. I look hot and smart. Santana: I wish you'd hold my hand. ". ", Santana to Brittany, Saturday Night Glee-ver, Were hanging onto Whitney cuz she was incredible and we love her, so dont put your baggage on us. Sebastian: Red dye number 6. Slut. Santana, about Quinn and Finn, Silly Love Songs. The Glee funnyman adorably tinkled on a tiny piano, kicked his heels up in the air, and mugged for the camera. NOTE: The following is a transcription of the extended director's cut from the S1 DVD, which includes several scenes not seen in the original aired version. Within the Glee canon, Dont Rain on My Parade is iconically Rachel Berrys and I dont think it takes anything away from Lea Michele or her star character to say the truth she was designed, from the first line of the pilot episode, to be the sun around which Glee revolved and as Santana Lopez, Naya Rivera was expected to be a featured extra some hot bitch to snide behind Quinn Fabray. You know, with all of the horrible crap I've been through in my life, now I get to add that. Your friend Brody? dont wanna marry a sexless self-centered baton-twirler. Im also incredibly appreciative of the care Naya expressed for her fans in interviews. I mean, after all, that's why it didn't work out with you and Blaine, right? You do play for another team.. you were on the Cheerios now you're only in the New Directions Santana: Okay, this is ridiculous. This is my least favorite episode of Glee. I mean, after Our TV Team has spent the last two weeks reliving some of our favorite moments from Naya Riveras world-changing work on Glee. Like she was tired and so quietly righteous, which definitely wasnt how Santana usually cut people down. The small breath-hold moment of hope, and her heart shattering before our very eyes. And by that, I dont mean my friend whos a girl. Tina: Pretty much. 2021-22, Piling Larang Akademik 12 Q1 Mod4 Pagsulat Ng Memorandum Adyenda at Katitikan ng Pulong ver3, Kami Export - Athan Rassekhi - Unit 1 The Living World AP Exam Review, Leadership class , week 3 executive summary, I am doing my essay on the Ted Talk titaled How One Photo Captured a Humanitie Crisis https, School-Plan - School Plan of San Juan Integrated School, SEC-502-RS-Dispositions Self-Assessment Survey T3 (1), Techniques DE Separation ET Analyse EN Biochimi 1. You like her more than me. No one in this room can tackle a massive dance number except for Brit. Sweet. The only straight I am is straight up bitch., We spend a lot of time talking about Santana Lopezs musical numbers, and I suppose for a show like Glee thats pretty par for the course but theres nothing that made Santana more alive than Naya Riveras impeccable comic timing. Kitty: What? Okay, maybe Brittany and I are too young to get married. Grouper mouth, froggy lips. I've waited 5 years for this. Kurt: Trying to keep the flames from shooting out of the side of my face." But it was always such a relief. Santana: The truth about what? You're a genius, Brittany. I'm a bitch because I'm angry. Santana: Oh yeah? Maybe he finally got freaked out by your strange obsession with old people that causes you to skulk around nursing homes like one of those cats that can smell cancer. Santana: What if I broke that pact, huh? Sebastian: And what did you think Sha-Queer-A? No me gusta! Less than six months after the Rumors episode of Glee aired, my cousin got married. I want to shine and be seen as the star I am. I love you. Naya was captivating and talented and impossible to ignore, even before her character had a name. Holly: I want to ask both of you if either one of you thinks that you might be a lesbian. I wanna make a fake baby with you!". Well because I realized the world is even colder than I am. And so we decided to grieve her passing the only way we really know how: by watching and writing about television. Okay, wait hold up! You're what we call a "late in life gay." That's what I thought, right? I'm sick of being backup to Rachel Berry. Holy crap. I dont know how! I mean sure, she was blackmailing Karofsky at the time, but hey coming out and the self-loathing that often comes with it is messy business. Quinn: Emily Stark. What is this, hmm? Brittany: Did you see what Rachel was wearing today? Quinn: (scoffs) Whatever. Admit you put something in that slushie, what was it, huh, glass, asphalt? Come on, Quinn. Finn: Will you talk to me this time? Santana was harsh and mean and strong because she felt like she had to be. There was always a stupid boy and he never treated her the same way I would. And Santana! You look exactly like a young Brittany S. Pierce, doesnt she? It was then as it is now, I love you, I love you, I love you, like never before. I dont want to fight anymore. Hamburglar Finn is fine. She looks to Brittany, she remembers their dreams that came true and then the rumors have it that ruined them all. Its pure joy and when I think of Naya Rivera as Santana Lopez what I feel is joy. We have to keep Finn wet before we roll him back to sea. The Troubletones deserved their own spin-off. Theres a brief moment after Kurt is elected prom queen as a cruel joke that Santana rushes out of the room crying. By our I mean my friends and I but probably you and your friends too. Santana: Booyah. It's exhausting to look at you. SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM FOR THE VIDEOS THAT PEOPLE HAVE LINKED IN THE . I wants on them froggy lips, and I wants on them now. You look a little Jewish, right Rachel? (sings in background) Sebastian: Trent, I got this. Maybe Blaine grew weary of dating a breathier, more feminine Quinn Fabray. Its just so fucking manic, this show. That show was messy, but as a baby gay, Santana was everythingggg. And if there's any controversy that interferes with my presidential campaign, then I'll use one of my leprechaun wishes. And you know what? ryan murphy gets all the credit for the good parts of glee but this one was all Naya (with help from Heather Morris, of course). Santana. She was truth to power, unafraid of confrontation, destruction when absolutely necessary. Thank you so much. You are not playing Yente the lesbian match maker. Look, my dad's a doctor, and not a tooth doctor, a real one. The way she spoke to her patronising teacher who was treating her like she was a dumb kid who didnt know any better was beautiful. Investigating the mystery of God-could-you-be-more-annoying? - Studocu Here is an example monologue one can utilize in Dr. Ganisin's class when presenting their solo performance glee written ryan murphy santana: maybe brittany and DismissTry Ask an Expert Ask an Expert Sign inRegister Sign inRegister Home Quinn: Sexting? Santana: Is that because you've been telling her to? She nearly breaks her face in two because she knows, she really knows, that she did it. Hey Mister Arnstein, here I am! she raises both hands to the orchestra and she smiles into the audience. [voiceover] How is this possible? I have been LWs gf and, This podcast is one of my best friends. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. And I need to tell you something that I dont know how to say. You can't break up the Unholy Trinity. Amber Riley and Naya Riveras voices together are raw power. TINA: Sorry, Santana. I loved seeing Santana succeed. I'm getting that stinky panic sweat under my boobs. I cant hear this song without thinking of the dozens of slow-mo gif sets circulating on Tumblr of Brittany and Santana circling each other, and I also cant hear it without breaking out in chills all over my body, from my toes to my brain. Rory: Whoa. Puck: I flex my left pec, then I flex my right pec, and I say to the guy, Leggo my Eggo. And you know what he does? I think somebody needs to freeze the fat this Christmas, because somebody weighs more than Mrs. Claus!. Hold up, could we all just get real here for a second? On the surface, the lyrics themselves arent really even specifically relevant to her situation, but in a way they are on a general level these are words that express a desire to control the uncontrollable, a concern that what you want could slip from your grasp so quickly. Just admit it! Brittany: Wait are you mad? It sucked. [Will writes "SEXY" on the board.] Rachel: Don't get too comfortable, okay? Rachel:Ok You know what Santana, Finn is in great shape and your meanness just highlights your own personal insecurities. Because Sanatana will cut anyone down with her vicious, vicious words no matter how much she loves them, but someone outside her found family attacks one of hers? Whats magnificent, absolutely stunning and awe-worthy, about Landslide is that when I listen to the song all these years later I am genuinely surprised how much of the song is actually Gwyneth Paltrow? I rarely get genuinely upset over celebrity deaths, but yours hit me hard queen. Santana and Carl, The Rocky Horror Glee Show. Santana leaves it all at Brittanys feet in that choir room, and so did Naya. Santana: Your sexuality? I felt like no one could possibly understand what I was going through when I was 16, and then, all of a sudden, there was Santana, reflecting my feelings back to me from my favorite TV show. So many amazing moments. Santana: I'm Rachel Berry, his loud, loud girlfriend. Thank you Naya. I have such vivid memories of Landslide. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. Thank you, Naya, for all of the knockout moments you gave us. I just try to be really, really honest with people when I think that they suck! Most of this isn't mine anyway.". I taped it to my under-boob, If Kurt wouldve taped this to his junk, I never wouldve heard the end of it. My carousel horse sweater should make me look like an institutionalized toddler, but no. feminine Quinn Fabray. I demand satisfaction in Warbler tradition. Every time he opens his dream boat acapella mouth, you're just itching to kick him right in the Warblers. I will hit you so hard that you won't be able to wake up until you're old enough to be Funny Lady. Maybe it's just that you are utterly, utterly intolerable. No one gives a damn about you. I remember early in my coming-out-to-myself period I was hooking up with a girl in relative secrecy for reasons irrelevant right now, but it was strange to me how easily I kept the secret and kept wanting to do it. You know what, this is not- Hey honeys, it's not a Big Red commercial. You're my family and I haven't lied to you in months. Finn: Because I love her and I don't want to hurt her. I have to just be me.. They were trees falling in a forest and with nobody around to hear them, my desire often faded. Normally you dress like a fantasy of a perverted Japanese business man with a very dark specific fetish but I actually dig this look. If its not, well, I dont even know. I have razor blades hidden in my hair. Im forever grateful that Glee didnt sidestep that. One time Becky Jackson left a piece of chocolate birthday cake on my chair and when I sat on it, it looked like I had pooped my pants, so Finn walked behind me until I could get out of school so no one saw my chocolate butt and thought I had messed myself. I can sense it thanks to my psychic Mexican third eye. You know the one. all, thats why it didnt work out with you and Blaine, right? Oh, and leave your credit card. So many of these scenes still eviscerate me and remain among my favorite pieces of lesbian content. Santana: This food was unsatisfactory. But we did get this number and its just so beautiful. I'm sure that Sam has been at the doctor's office and rifled through pamphlets on mouth reductions. Brittany: Really? You know, I'm honestly surprised you didn't re-enact what was clearly the formative event of your own teenage years and Sandusky the poor kid right there and then. When Im with Brittany, I finally understand what people are talking about when they talk about love. Alright, you know what Rachel? I mean I wouldn't know because like Medusa I try to avoid eye contact with her. I have known you both for years and I don't like either of you 90% of the time, in fact, your wide-eyed, Keane-painting approach to life makes my teeth hurt and my breasts ache with rage. Its the single most thrilling three minutes the Glee ever produced. Like damn, I am so gay but those two dancing does something to me. I Beg! As the camera cuts in tight. He was rude, patronising, and racist. And I'm definitely sure Tina has looked into getting an eye de-slanting. Shes the star. You're not fat. You dont even know enough be embarrassed by these negative stereotypes youre perpetuating is a brilliant line and she delivers it perfectly. I just think its really sweet and romantic and Naya is so vulnerable and pretty and her voice is so lovely. Finn: The whole school already knows. You suck at so many things. All day every day. It shot right into my heart like a lightning bolt. We'll just see if that happens. Of course Santana clocks Quinns flirting the second she starts it. Im gonna be an outsider my whole life. Including the fact that its a two-time thing. They are devastatingly hot and seeing two Latinx people (one gay and one playing a gay character) reclaim a spanish song by one of musics biggest cultural appropriators makes me so happy. (Girls are about to cut hair off for charity) Will: You can't do that. Weren't roller rinks outlawed in, like, 1981 for being totally lame? Oh, nope, you know what I think that you should ask Santa to get your daddy a job with some dental benefits because your grill is jacked up. I just want you. Hi DM! I refused to go because Ive always been a big soccer gay. Did you know she tried to sell me once? How can you do a duet by yourself? Santana: And you know what, Brit? Brittany: Yeah, he's from Ireland. Kurt and Blaine start by singing a cloying duet of Pnks Perfect. Everybody is smiling and clapping and even Santana has a grin on her face. in the Locker Room: On Fighting for Trans* Youth with Words as Weapons, The Fosters Episode 317 Recap: Trust No One, Art Attack! All those in favor of voting Rachel down a second time? We can win two National championships this year. Dave: None of your business, J Lo. Santana: What did you just say to her? And Naya really got to the heart of that pain in a way not many actors had done yet. Im still feeling sad and angry. (and Brittana / Faberry fans can come at me, bro, but Quinntana is the ship that I will go down with). I'm definitely going to watch compilations of her snark and monologues on YouTube. You finally got an okay haircut. Also I don't think she was cruel with that rant like some of her others. We made that for us! Santana: And where are the Hardy Boys? Maybe Blaine didnt wanna be with someone who Dave: [reluctantly walks away] ". Quinn is all excited about another guy defining her life. This is so sad. Here she goes, making me regret voting for her. by saphireheart12 on desktop and mobile. Enby is a Black/Trans owned company run by 3 enby's that believes that all bodies deserve affirmation and pleasure. Santana: But I wanted to thank you for singing that song with me in Glee Club. My chest was squeezed so tight I could barely breathe and I felt like I was watching it from outside my body. Her wrath of words is called Snix Juice. Are you sure it just isn't Britney 3.0 week in Glee club? 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